Suckling complicated life... real complicated

Oh Wendy......

2009-12-30T11:26:00.005+08:00

Specially for Wendy...

Have you guys ever felt that you have been badly framed or stabbed by people? Have you ever felt that you are one of the stupidest person in the earth, after you trust those bunch of bitches in your office, and they never even bother to ask what happen n just think you are the bad person?

What I will never be able to forget is that I saw something being written about me on the blog and I felt that my world went crushing down..., but then... there is this small little tag written by this special lady/man... Wendy.... She wrote somethings which touches me so much because she helped me by scolding the PIG for being a FUCKING IDIOT....

Been one year, and I don't even know who is this mysterious Wendy... Could it be the famous blogger Xiaxue (her name is Wendy too)??? Or.. could it be some other people's name who is also known as Wendy? So coincident.. hmm...

Nevertheless, I sincerely thank Miss Wendy for being such a nice lady for helping me voice out all my grievances and making me feel that at least someone was there to protect me when I was weak, and make me feel stronger than before.. Thanks so much Wendy....

Now, to all the people who just ostracize me without even trying to know what happen:

1) All of you are dumb-ass

2) Does your brain just feels with SHIT? Seriously, even if you say no, I still think your out-look is FULL OF SHIT...

3) Don't try to smile at me and pretend nothing has happen, for you are not even worth me thinking about

4) You ladies are just from the animal farm considering one love butterfly (but she is a damn ugly butterfly if she really is..), one is a pig (who looks so much....oh.....like a pig...).. can't u guys just be a normal human? Anyways, u guys just lack of humanity!! While the guy is just a flaky dragon who snatches away people's gf. Good on you ugly dragon! Count yourself lucky to have such "pretty butterfly" fleeting around you everyday!!! (PS: Be careful, you might be the next to get dumped)

Lastly, forget about it ladies, no point trying to be me, cause I am way way way much better than you people... also, I want to thank you cause YOU MAKE ME A FIGHTER, AND I AM WAY MUCH STRONGER THAN BEFORE!

YEAR 2010!!! HERE I COME!!!

Let's talk about the eye.....

2009-11-30T13:35:00.007+08:00

You know, sometimes people lurves to look at another people using a different angle. Blurred? Let's cite some example ok? Like erm, have you ever feel that people look at you using the slant angle? Or some people while trying to open the door behind you, then try to turn their head back to look at your computer screen during working time? Have right? Aiyo... I always have such problems one lor..

Let me show you some examples on the kind of stares that some of you will get ok?

READY?

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THE "CHIO" STARE....

Ok la... not as pretty la, stupid her, go and shave all her eyebrow, but don't worry ok, she sitll look chio after the shaved eyebrow.. see, some people are so sickening, they just love to stare at your like that.. People thick-skinned like me will think:" aiya, nvm la, i pretty ma, let her stare lor..." otherwise People not as thick-skinned hor, will think:" Alamak, why she look like a ghost, look at me like that"..

Ready for the 2nd picture? Now for the guys ah.... faster, give me some *drum rolls*... *LOUDER*.......

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THE MACHO STARE

HOT RIGHT? HE IS DAMN HOT RIGHT? Come on la, give me some face, faster say? *grins*....this is the 2nd scenario of a stare... it's ok, at least he is handsome, I let him continue staring at me... keke... Ok la, now the 3rd one ah.... *DRUM ROLL*.......

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THE CHILDHOOD STARE

So young, already know how to stare... seriously? He look so much alike me leh.. I "bui bui" got a lot of fats, ok la, apart from the skin color, seriously, he is SOOOOO CCCUUUTTEEE... The way he stare hor, is so much like me leh... keke.. Seriously, this is HOW I LOOK AT MY COLLEAGUE WHENEVER I TRY TO OPEN THE DOOR BEHIND HER BACK... Wahahahahah... luckily I no longer see her already, cause she is too pretty, so hard to resist...oops, I am so turning into lesbian... but I am a real WOMAN ok!!! Last picture ok? Look super duper like me, fat,ugly, stare also the same way.. aiyo.. really like me man..... You excited now? Faster say yes!!! Louder!!!!! ok.. ready....

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Haha, ok la, don't joke anymore liao... stop here now.. stay tuned!!!!!!!!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW

2009-11-06T13:07:00.000+08:00

Today ah, very the KNN leh... someone say that she saw me using my finger to poke into my best friend ear!!! KNN, FUCKING IDIOT LA...

Well, I just think this lady hor, is either dumb with low IQ and she totally NO BRAIN. WHICHEVER IDIOT WILL POKE THEIR FINGER INTO ANOTHER LADY EAR!! NO RITE!! NO RITE!!!

Why not just tell me: Hey Suckling, I saw you poking your finger into your friend ass!

Some people just love to make stories just like that. Obviously, they think that this is making them happier? I guess they are just lowly educated and EYES GOT PROBLEM...

To whoever who makes me made: Don't ever try to bully my best friend, one day, I will make sure that you will be suffering... Don't you smile so much now "ah bui" aka FAT PIG, you will really really suffer and I will make sure you kneel down and beg me to stop.

Best Friend? Or Colleagues?

2009-11-04T16:23:00.000+08:00

HELLOOO, DOES ANYONE HAS A BEST FRIEND? I DO HAVE MANY AH.....BUT after long while I tink they not my cup of tea then I dump them lor

Seriously, I treat all my FRIENDS VERY SERIOUSLY... That's what I call them as FRIENDS la... otherwise why will I bother to care for them? RIGHT?

Recently I have a friend whom I thought she can be my good friend, but them, WTF!!! I think I am wrong la... While she was on leave away for holiday, my another BEST FRIEND keep smsing her lor.. I feel damn jealous, COME ON, which lady is not jealous right? Then best? even when she reach back Singapore and sick ah, my BEST FRIEND also come and tell me she is sick.. damn sickening la..

So... OF COURSE LA.. SCREW THIS GOOD FRIEND, SHE IS JUST A COLLEAGUE OF MINE.. .. wahahahaha...

I am not stupid la, of course I gOt all my KHAKIS - MY BEST FRIENDS AKA COLLEAGUES to boycott this COLLEAGUE of mine. Well, who cares if she just lost her uncle who has passed away, my FRIENDS ARE MORE IMPORTANT MAH.. Like I always tell people, I am the only child, definitely I NEED FRIENDS DESPERATELY LOR... She snatch away my BEST FRIEND, definitely I must take revenge la.

I don't care I am SUPER BITCHY or not but then I realise SHE GOT A LOT OF LEAVE ALSO LEH.. LIKE KEEP TAKING NON STOP DE... well, it's none of my business anyway, I don't care, SHUT UP, I ALREADY SAY I DON'T CARE RIGHT? But then deep down, I think I really care la.. because this good friend of mine is so chio, so pretty, then my best friend click with her, I fat and ugly, of course lose to her lor.. I think I am too low self-confidence liao, but then, oh well, I am a sickening lady who loves to see people kena boycott then all side me... kekekekeke...

I am just like that what...

(PS: Now you see this blog you think it's maddening? If so, so what? COme la... come and beat me la.. if you do, that means whatever I say is correct!!! SICKENING BIG FAT FUGLY PIG!!!)

First Post

2009-10-16T11:06:00.001+08:00

Dear Reader,
This is my very first time blogging. I feel very very very nervous la... Anyway, here is a short introduction of myself:-

Name: Wendy Tan
Nick Name: Suckling Pig
Gender: Female, ah duh
Place of living: West area...
Age: 25 (old liao, feel like an old pig.. keke)
Character: Attitude, very very attitude, and I will blog and blog about everything and anything. So what if people sees it? So what if they get angry? Angry angry la!!! Which means whatever I say is correct what! Who cares!! It's my choice, my decision to right whatever I want to write in my blog~~~
Motto in life: It's all about me! you know? M E = ME!

Love,
Suckling Pig