Let's talk about the eye.....

You know, sometimes people lurves to look at another people using a different angle. Blurred? Let's cite some example ok? Like erm, have you ever feel that people look at you using the slant angle? Or some people while trying to open the door behind you, then try to turn their head back to look at your computer screen during working time? Have right? Aiyo... I always have such problems one lor..

Let me show you some examples on the kind of stares that some of you will get ok?

READY?

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THE "CHIO" STARE....

Ok la... not as pretty la, stupid her, go and shave all her eyebrow, but don't worry ok, she sitll look chio after the shaved eyebrow.. see, some people are so sickening, they just love to stare at your like that.. People thick-skinned like me will think:" aiya, nvm la, i pretty ma, let her stare lor..." otherwise People not as thick-skinned hor, will think:" Alamak, why she look like a ghost, look at me like that"..

Ready for the 2nd picture? Now for the guys ah.... faster, give me some *drum rolls*... *LOUDER*.......

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THE MACHO STARE

HOT RIGHT? HE IS DAMN HOT RIGHT? Come on la, give me some face, faster say? *grins*....this is the 2nd scenario of a stare... it's ok, at least he is handsome, I let him continue staring at me... keke... Ok la, now the 3rd one ah.... *DRUM ROLL*.......

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THE CHILDHOOD STARE

So young, already know how to stare... seriously? He look so much alike me leh.. I "bui bui" got a lot of fats, ok la, apart from the skin color, seriously, he is SOOOOO CCCUUUTTEEE... The way he stare hor, is so much like me leh... keke.. Seriously, this is HOW I LOOK AT MY COLLEAGUE WHENEVER I TRY TO OPEN THE DOOR BEHIND HER BACK... Wahahahahah... luckily I no longer see her already, cause she is too pretty, so hard to resist...oops, I am so turning into lesbian... but I am a real WOMAN ok!!! Last picture ok? Look super duper like me, fat,ugly, stare also the same way.. aiyo.. really like me man..... You excited now? Faster say yes!!! Louder!!!!! ok.. ready....

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Haha, ok la, don't joke anymore liao... stop here now.. stay tuned!!!!!!!!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW

Today ah, very the KNN leh... someone say that she saw me using my finger to poke into my best friend ear!!! KNN, FUCKING IDIOT LA...

Well, I just think this lady hor, is either dumb with low IQ and she totally NO BRAIN. WHICHEVER IDIOT WILL POKE THEIR FINGER INTO ANOTHER LADY EAR!! NO RITE!! NO RITE!!!

Why not just tell me: Hey Suckling, I saw you poking your finger into your friend ass!

Some people just love to make stories just like that. Obviously, they think that this is making them happier? I guess they are just lowly educated and EYES GOT PROBLEM...

To whoever who makes me made: Don't ever try to bully my best friend, one day, I will make sure that you will be suffering... Don't you smile so much now "ah bui" aka FAT PIG, you will really really suffer and I will make sure you kneel down and beg me to stop.

Best Friend? Or Colleagues?

HELLOOO, DOES ANYONE HAS A BEST FRIEND? I DO HAVE MANY AH.....BUT after long while I tink they not my cup of tea then I dump them lor

Seriously, I treat all my FRIENDS VERY SERIOUSLY... That's what I call them as FRIENDS la... otherwise why will I bother to care for them? RIGHT?

Recently I have a friend whom I thought she can be my good friend, but them, WTF!!! I think I am wrong la... While she was on leave away for holiday, my another BEST FRIEND keep smsing her lor.. I feel damn jealous, COME ON, which lady is not jealous right? Then best? even when she reach back Singapore and sick ah, my BEST FRIEND also come and tell me she is sick.. damn sickening la..

So... OF COURSE LA.. SCREW THIS GOOD FRIEND, SHE IS JUST A COLLEAGUE OF MINE.. .. wahahahaha...

I am not stupid la, of course I gOt all my KHAKIS - MY BEST FRIENDS AKA COLLEAGUES to boycott this COLLEAGUE of mine. Well, who cares if she just lost her uncle who has passed away, my FRIENDS ARE MORE IMPORTANT MAH.. Like I always tell people, I am the only child, definitely I NEED FRIENDS DESPERATELY LOR... She snatch away my BEST FRIEND, definitely I must take revenge la.

I don't care I am SUPER BITCHY or not but then I realise SHE GOT A LOT OF LEAVE ALSO LEH.. LIKE KEEP TAKING NON STOP DE... well, it's none of my business anyway, I don't care, SHUT UP, I ALREADY SAY I DON'T CARE RIGHT? But then deep down, I think I really care la.. because this good friend of mine is so chio, so pretty, then my best friend click with her, I fat and ugly, of course lose to her lor.. I think I am too low self-confidence liao, but then, oh well, I am a sickening lady who loves to see people kena boycott then all side me... kekekekeke...

I am just like that what...

(PS: Now you see this blog you think it's maddening? If so, so what? COme la... come and beat me la.. if you do, that means whatever I say is correct!!! SICKENING BIG FAT FUGLY PIG!!!)